I’m so thankful that my slave- master is only giving me 38 lashes instead of 39. Oh… 37, because we don’t have to report time also.
Now that the aposta- beard is no more, every man who leaves the org is going to have to be clean shaven to be a rebel! I predict there will be 80% of men with beards now.
It’s really something when a grown man is given permission to do something like this.